Bumble Hooves the Unicorn Dildo Review

I would like to introduce you all to my new lover Bumble Hooves the Unicorn so very generously gifted to me by the amazing guys at Bad Dragon (Who are Bad Dragon?) in return for an unbiased and fair review. When I first got the email telling me that I was going to be the proud owner of a Bad Dragon toy I couldn’t help but grin like a Cheshire cat, I had been looking on the Bad Dragon website previously drooling over their collection of fantasy sex toys as you may or may not know I am a huge fan of fantasy characters as a furry and my mind was racing with the thought of being fucked by a big dragon cock, or choking on the cock of a  Gryphon but no that would have to wait for another time because I have been given the chance to ride the most mystical of creatures a Unicorn. I mean who can say they have been fucked by a Unicorn?

So lets move on after all I called in sick from work this morning because I just couldn’t wait to test our this sex toy and write up my findings.

Overview of Bumble Hooves the Unicorn Dildo

The Bumble Hooves the Unicorn Dildo can be purchased from the Bad Dragon website has lots of options 5 sizes, 3 firmness levels and more colour options than a Dulux colour chart, not to mention the options for a cum tube and/or suction cup to be added. There is also a good range of ready configured models in case you want your choices to be a little simpler. Here are the official website images of Bumble Hooves the Unicorn.

Specification of my Bumble Hooves the Unicorn

I have got a Small, Soft, Dark to light purple fade, Fully glow in the dark with a cum tube. Yes I have managed to get a top spec Bumble I am a very lucky girl. Anyway let’s get him out of the box no time to waste.

So, my delivery came this morning and as I have mentioned I have called in sick from work today because this is a toy I have been waiting for with a huge amount of excitement since the guys at Bad Dragon told me of the good news. The packaging is very discreet on the outside no chance of anyont knowing what is inside, once you open the box you are greeted with luxury coloured tissue paper and I was lucky enough to get a doodle from panda boy as you can see on the right .

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I couldn’t believe how nice Bumble felt he was so soft and smooth you can tell as soon as you hold him he’s a very high-quality toy. I washed him with warm soapy water as instructed to ona leaflet included in the package and filled up his cum tube. Now I have had cum lube before that smells and feels like the real thing but I have to say the Bad Dragon cum lube is super stringy which is awsome I could tell Bumble was going to be a messy treat.

So he was ready for his photo shoot as you can see on the left he precum a little for me which is horny as hell. He also glows in the dark but my camera wouldn’t let me take a picture of this so I will try and make a video some time on my phone for you all but its a nice glow  not super bright but I will be able to see him in the dark.

Apart from my Bumble Hooves Willy, Panda Boy (my friend at Bad Dragon) also sent me some other goodies a bottle of cum lube, a cute little Bad Dragon Button Badge, Bad Dragon lanyard and a Bad Dragon bullet vibe (powerful little thing as well).

So I have just spent a good 2 hours getting to know my new friend Bumble Hooves, Yes he is now on my friends list for sure. I had a lot of fun testing our Bumble Hooves.

First Inspection

First things first you will notice on the Bad Dragon website that they sell what they call “Flops” which are toys they have made with small imperfections that they won’t allow to be sent out for customer orders so they offer them at reduced prices and I wanted to see if I could catch them out but nope not so much as an air bubble on mine so this proves they are very strict on quality control.

Bumble is super soft and is just adorable I couldn’t wait to play with him so I ran upstairs and put my latex sheet on the bed this was about to get messy.

I started by filling up the cum tube after all I want to make sure I get the very best performance out of Bumble and if I don’t make him cum I will be very disappointed, this was easy enough to do.

Like all good sex you should always start with oral to get the juices flowing so I started to put Bumble in my mouth he filled it nicely just being able to get him deep enough to hit my gag reflex and choke me it felt really good and was getting me wet. I released a little bit of the cum into my mouth (doesn’t taste great) and then let it drip down the shaft to lubricate him.

Him feels really nice against my skin I but it was time for me to mount the mythical unicorn cock and ride him over the rainbow. Sliding the magically glowing unicorn cock into my already very wet pussy felt amazing teasing myself with the large tip of his penis. Slowly but surely pushing him deeper until I hit his middle ring that slightly stretch me before I allowed the rest of him enter me.

By this stage, my imagination had really kicked in as far as I was concerned I was riding little Bumble Hooves like crazy. Taking a little break to release more cum to help lubricate the action. I had a Unicorn balls deep inside me it is a girthy little fellow, but the super soft silicone felt really good especially if I tightened my kegel muscles while riding him.

I finished off by pushing the plunger on the cum tube so that the entire contents filled me this sent me over the edge into one of the strongest orgasms I have had in months, as I slowly removed him the his sticky cum gushed out behind him I was in heaven.

Final Thoughts

Well, I have managed to put Bumble Hooves the Unicorn away for now but it wasn’t easy. Bad Dragon has just made a fan for life I challenge all other sex toy makers out there to better my Bumble I don’t think you can, he’s just adorable and so satisfying I am struggling yo describe him his is smooth, squidgy and yet very fulfilling and I would say he’s my pot of gold at the end of a rainbow and as for Bad Dragon what a company never in all my life have I had such good customer service from a retailer. I cannot wait to try out more Bad Dragon toys (Hint Hint Panda Boy!).