Mr Hankey’s El Rey Dildo Review Mr Hankey’s El Rey Dildo Review
Mr Hankey’s El Rey Dildo Review

Mister Hankey Dildo has generously sent me the El Rey Dildo for a fair and honest review. When I was first told I was getting an El Rey Dildo I was pretty excited I mean just look at him, I have a thing for uncut dildos they have a sense of realism that your average dildo just doesn’t have, although there is nothing average about El Rey’s size. Now, this is the first time I have ever had the opportunity to use a dildo from mrhankeystoys.com. So I did a little bit of reading on them and their dildos to make sure I was going to be happy inserting it into my body and I can confirm it passed all my checks all their dildos are made from pure quality silicone and are fine to clean in boiling water. OK, so let’s get this bad boy out…

Overview of EL REY Dildo

So the Mr. Hankey’s El Rey Dildo can be purchased from mrhankeystoys.com and comes in 4 sizes Medium, Large, XL and XXL as well as choosing your size you can choose your colour from Tan, Brown or Black. Once you have chosen your size and colour, you need to choose between Firm or 75% Soft which is a good option to think about how hard so you like your dildos? The last option is whether you want your toy to be Vac-U-Lock compatible this will allow you to use the Dildo with Vac-U-Lock products like suction cups and strapon harnesses.

Circumference near head: 7.25″

Circumference near middle: 8.75″

Circumference near base: 8.00″

Overall length: 12.25″

Insertable length: 11.00″

Texture: Smooth/Veins/Light Texture

Strapon Ring Size: 2.50″

Circumference near head: 7.85″

Circumference near middle: 9.50″

Circumference near base: 8.75″

Overall length: 13.50″

Insertable length: 12.25″

Texture: Smooth/Veins/Light Texture

Strapon Ring Size: 2.50″

Circumference near head: 8.75″

Circumference near middle: 10.50″

Circumference near base: 9.75″

Overall length: 14.25″

Insertable length: 13.00″

Texture: Smooth/Veins/Light Texture

Strapon Ring Size: 3.00″

Circumference near head: 9.50″

Circumference near middle: 11.25″

Circumference near base: 10.50″

Overall length: 15.25″

Insertable length: 14.00″

Texture: Smooth/Veins/Light Texture

Strapon Ring Size: 3.00″

Getting to know the El Rey Dildo

The words “Put your back into it” have never ringed so true with me before, with each movement I just felt So comfortably stretched and filled as El Rey pushed back. It was when El Rey was deep inside me when I got the shudder of a lifetime; I shouted out as I climaxed feeling each after pulse as my pussy gripped hold of El Rey as I slowly slid him out of me, orgasming once again as the bulging bell-end left me. I lay on the floor enjoying the sensations El Rey had left me with.The next day I was telling Master X of my experience of El Rey and how much I had enjoyed something so big he was surprised, as I said when I first unboxed him he made by eyes water. He then told me to get El Rey as he sipped his coffee at the breakfast bar.

Sitting on my bed I held the  El Rey Dildo with both hands already feeling horny from the thought of such a big, no huge, no MONSTER cock but there was no way I was going to be able to jump straight to it with El Roy I was going to have to take my time and get to know him a bit first. I took out my Doxy Wand and prepared my wet pussy to take on El Rey, just rubbing him up against my wet lips started driving me crazy. I slipped him in side me bit he stopped just after the tip were the foreskin starts, I put my Doxy down and applied lube. Grabbing him with two hands, I gently started to fuck myself “like a battering ram to a castle gate” stretching myself with each thrust it felt amazing. I got up on my knees to ride him, but as I tried, he pushed me over (yes a dildo pushed me over).

So I grabbed my Vac-U-Lock suction cup and attached him to my full-length mirror. As I slipped him back into my dripping wet stretched pussy I could feel him sliding deeper inside me I felt like I had lost all control as I shuffled back onto him.

Master X immediately snatched El Rey from me, hitting El Rey into his hand like a baseball bat he demanded I take off my knickers and sit on the stool in front of him. So I slipped off my knickers to the floor and climbed onto the breakfast stool. He parted my cheeks and massaged my anus with two fingers applying lube; it felt exquisite. He stopped suddenly and then I felt it. El Rey’s bulging tip pressing against my anus forcing his way inside me, he felt even bigger than when I was riding him a day earlier, he was going to break me. It was so big my little butt cheeks were being stretched by him never mind my tight as; my eyes began to well up. I could feel him in my stomach; he was not going to go any deeper, so Master X pushed the balls up the shaft slapping my pussy hard. He then grabbed El Rey with both hands and pounded my ass so hard I struggled to keep myself on the stool with each thrust the big balls slapped hard against my pussy I really could not take much more. Then it stopped, I felt Master X let go and leave El Rey deep inside me. I was so relieved, but then I felt him sliding out, and with a pop and a thud, El Rey hit the ground.

I retreated to the bedroom to recover I could tell this was going to hurt a little in the morning, but I must have deserved the punishment.

Little Subs Thoughts on the Mr Hankey El Rey Dildo

The El Rey Dildo scared the shit out of me when I first opened up the box from mrhankeystoys.com, and it took me a couple of days to come round to starting my review, but I have to say I enjoyed the El Rey Dildo so much I am hoping I get to review more Mister Hankey toys soon. I have always been put off by the thought of fisting I mean why? But the feeling of being so full is just something else. It might be the submissive side of me, but I was owned well and truly by El Rey. I couldn’t take him in my ass all the time, but it’s a great punishment for me I am still a little sore as I write this. I would recommend Mister Hankey Sex Toys without a doubt.

Mister Hankey has opened up a whole new kink for me because I am a noob when it comes to stretching and fisting (I still don't like the thought of an actual hand inside me) but bigger might just be better we will have to see. I cannot fault the product in anyway it is what is says on the website and more in my opinion I would say it is well worth investing.
  • Pure Quality Silicone
  • Realistic Design
  • Real Feel
  • Easy to clean

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